"When a door closes, God opens a lot of windows in your house!!!!"

— Laix Enriquez, nang kinakausap si Karen kanina sa PhilHist about my sad lovelife haha!

  • 2 years ago

"The unknown is always a threat"

— Michael, “The Event s01e15”

  • 2 years ago

"Being gay has nothing to do with being a man"

— Arnel Ignacio, Twitter. 

  • 2 years ago

"If you love something, let it go.. If it comes back, you can eat it."

— Jeff Barnes, “Chuck s04e19”

  • 2 years ago

HAHA PUWERSA NG KAPANGITAN!

Job: Uy, tinignan mo na email mo?
Laix: uhm.. which one? bakit ano meron?
Job: yung girl na sinasabi ko sayo..
Laix: ahkei.. teka tignan ko..
*looks at the fugly pics
Laix: wtf Job?! Is this some kind of a sick prank?
Job: ANG CUTE KAYA NIYA!
Laix: SIGE! IPAGLABAN MO ANG PUWERSA NG KAPANGITAN!
  • 2 years ago

"You are.. Legen… wait for it… DADDY! LEGENDADDY!"

— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother s06e19

  • 2 years ago

"Can we fuck?"

— From a friend that I’d never thought would actually ask me FRANKLY. Sober boy asked me! WTF???!! HAHAHAHAHA. *speechless* wala akong maisagot sayo sheth ka!

  • 2 years ago

"Use him, abuse him, lose him"

— hahaha basta from Parks & Recreation s03e07

  • 2 years ago

astig ka daddy!

haha last night we were eating at le buffet...
*dad waves hi to someone*
mom: o, sino yang kinikindatan mo?
dad: pagcor employee yan
mom: sino dyan?
dad: yung nakaputing shirt oh.. kasi may discount mga employee dito..
mom: ah discount... ilang percent?
dad: 20% discount sila.. kaya nagsisikain sila rito..
mom: so ikaw may discount ka rin dito?
dad: oo naman may discount ako dito...
mom: ah 20% din?
dad: hindi... 100% discount.
BOOM!
  • 2 years ago

"I can wait a long time.. but I can’t wait for forever.. Forever is something we invented to escape the fear of aging and expiring and ultimately…rejection."

— Laix Enriquez… Pag deeptalk nga naman kami ni Job.. haha! gumaganito!

  • 2 years ago