December 2011
1 post
“It’s July 28, 2010 and I’m sitting inside the hotel. The...”
– Mohan Gumatay, leaked personal video.
November 2011
4 posts
“Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today. I’ll always remember it.”
– Emma, “One Day”
“I love you Dexter.. so much… I just don’t like you anymore.”
– Em, “One Day”
“We all search for love, but some of us, after we’ve found it, wish we...”
– Desperate Housewives c:
“Sometimes, it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most.....”
– Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy s08e08
October 2011
11 posts
“If it’s too good to be true, then it probably is a bunch of crap”
– Laix Enriquez, telling herself and Job.. haha about relationships. DAMN!
“Embrace your inner bitch”
– Gregory House, s08e02 speaking to his Filipino-Korean Team member haha c:
“Paalala mo nga sakin na bumili ng pang spray dito sa banyo.. isang drum!”
– HAHAHAHAHA My dad telling my mom just now. EPIC. may pinagmanahan talaga ako!
Tinatamad makipagflirt
Job: Hola mi gagang tomodachi! Musta exams?
Me: hola mi gagong tomodachi! El terible! mi es muuuuuy tonto!
Job: lecheng phrasing yan! es una lastima! por que?
Me: No lo se. haha hindi ako nag aral eh.
Job: eh gago ka pala eh hahahaha. Tapos na exams landian na!
Me: e? Tinatamad ako makiapgflirt.
Job: Perdone!!! HIMALA! hahaha joke ba yan?
Me: hindi dre. seryoso...
Job: si small world ba yan?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA TAKTE! YOU REALLY KNOW ME WELL EH NOH! lakas lang ng amats ko. let's talk about it some other time. Wala ako sa mood magkwento. our common friend called me pala.. next time na rin haha!
Job: ako pa. susmarya parang di tayo bestfriends ah?! sino? Eduardo?
Me: HAHAHAHA OO EDUARDO! LANDI NUN! UNKNOWN CALLER PA EH!APIR! pumarty ka nalang dre. alis ako mamaya. Que tengas suerte!
Job: Muchas mi hermana!
Me: Hasta luego! c:
“Choose what is right, not what is easy.”
– Star Wars Clone Wars s02e18
“Have the courage to follow your heart & intuition. They somehow already know...”
– Steve Jobs, 2005 Stanford Commencement Address
“Death is a destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it and that as it...”
– Steve Jobs, 2005 Stanford Commencement Address
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2 tags
“maglaro tayo ng tanga-tangahan! Hahabulin kita tapos papaasa mo ko”
– hahahaha Re-tweeted by Sam yg.
“Some people are in a relationship in real life but malandi online!”
– Sam Yg. hahahaha totoo yan! isa na jan si Rosman/aRman.
August 2011
9 posts
“I like your potentially clouded judgment”
– Jay, “I Just Want My Pants Back s01e01”
“I shall die without seeing the dawn break upon my homeland. You, who shall see...”
– Elias, Noli Me Tangere
“It’s true that love doesn’t rush.. But who the hell told you that...”
– Laix Enriqez, debate mode.
“You can’t be friends with someone you’re inlove with”
– Job, A-EFFIN’-MEN DUDE!
“It is not sufficient for men to have good-will in order to live in peace”
– Jose Rizal, “Noli Me Tangere” Chapter 6
278. Ang tunay na chicks, nakikipagbiruan ng mga...
isa akong tunay na chicksssss!
“Even if my country does seem to have forgotten me, I have always thought about...”
– Crisostomo Ibarra, “Noli Me Tangere”
July 2011
2 posts
“Dude, ampogi mo.. bat ka ganyan? girlfriend mo nag-aaral sa Perps. Ikaw, sa...”
– Laix Enriquez, mapanlait lang naman talaga. sorry, sa UP-D nag aral bf ko! BLEH!
“Deins ko trip girlfriend niya… liit ng tits eh.. di sila bagay.”
– Laix Enriquez. HAHAHAHAHA what a reaction! pang-asar!
June 2011
7 posts
“It’s hard not to love you.. It’s way easier to fall inlove with you...”
– Laix Enriquez. DAPAT NA RIN AKONG PAKASALAN!
“You should never give up anything.. I should be the one who should give up...”
– Arman Kho <3. DAPAT NANG PAKASALAN ITO!
hahahaha job benta!
Job: what rhymes with Mexico?
Laix: uhmmmm... wtf? ano???
Job: LEXIE KHO!
“We do scant justice and honor to our God if we want, for instance, to deny that...”
– Desmond Tutu: “God Is Not a Christian” (via leftcoastjane)
May 2011
4 posts
“Love and fame can’t live in the same place”
– Kelly Canter (Gwyneth Paltrow), “Country Strong”
“It’s okay to deprive yourself a real relationship… Just don’t...”
– Job and Laix, payong tunay at totoo para sa taong nagmamaasim! haha ikaw yan Paco!
“There’s a difference between a great love and a right love..”
– Charles Bartholomew Bass, Gossip Girl s04e22
“Social Justice is far more beneficial when applied as a matter of sentiment, and...”
– Manuel L. Quezon
April 2011
5 posts
Tunay na ingredients ng Gulaman sa MOA
So Karen and I were drinking gulaman as we were walking down the seaside boulevard...
eto ka!
Laix: Ano kaya yung nilagay nila dito noh?! (referring to the gulaman)
Karen: Ano kasi yan... Parang pancake batter tapos may konting flour.
Laix: huh???? Bebs pano magkakaroon ng flour ang gulaman???? hahahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHA WOOOT
“Laix, hindi ka nun mahal… Akala lang niya mahal ka niya.. Pero if he...”
– Job, FAK PARE. Palong palo!
“When a door closes, God opens a lot of windows in your house!!!!”
– Laix Enriquez, nang kinakausap si Karen kanina sa PhilHist about my sad lovelife haha!
“The unknown is always a threat”
– Michael, “The Event s01e15”
“Being gay has nothing to do with being a man”
– Arnel Ignacio, Twitter.
March 2011
14 posts
“If you love something, let it go.. If it comes back, you can eat it.”
– Jeff Barnes, “Chuck s04e19”
HAHA PUWERSA NG KAPANGITAN!
Job: Uy, tinignan mo na email mo?
Laix: uhm.. which one? bakit ano meron?
Job: yung girl na sinasabi ko sayo..
Laix: ahkei.. teka tignan ko..
*looks at the fugly pics
Laix: wtf Job?! Is this some kind of a sick prank?
Job: ANG CUTE KAYA NIYA!
Laix: SIGE! IPAGLABAN MO ANG PUWERSA NG KAPANGITAN!
“You are.. Legen… wait for it… DADDY! LEGENDADDY!”
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother s06e19
“Can we fuck?”
– From a friend that I’d never thought would actually ask me FRANKLY. Sober boy asked me! WTF???!! HAHAHAHAHA. *speechless* wala akong maisagot sayo sheth ka!
“Use him, abuse him, lose him”
– hahaha basta from Parks & Recreation s03e07
astig ka daddy!
haha last night we were eating at le buffet...
*dad waves hi to someone*
mom: o, sino yang kinikindatan mo?
dad: pagcor employee yan
mom: sino dyan?
dad: yung nakaputing shirt oh.. kasi may discount mga employee dito..
mom: ah discount... ilang percent?
dad: 20% discount sila.. kaya nagsisikain sila rito..
mom: so ikaw may discount ka rin dito?
dad: oo naman may discount ako dito...
mom: ah 20% din?
dad: hindi... 100% discount.
BOOM!
“I can wait a long time.. but I can’t wait for forever.. Forever is...”
– Laix Enriquez… Pag deeptalk nga naman kami ni Job.. haha! gumaganito! 